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Ween - The Mollusk

The Mollusk (1997)

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What a stressful way to end the night.

What up, cute Walgreens girl, you see me buying these nail clippers, you know I maintain basic self-hygiene, how bout them digits?

I’m going on a double date tonight. My date? Pizza. The other couple? Also pizza.

AHHH I JUST BID $125 ON A RARE VIDEO GAME ON IMPULSE AND I CAN’T RETRACT IT AHHH SOMEONE ELSE BID ON IT PLEASEEEE

Words cannot describe how much I love having my own place.

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I really hate when I see people say stuff like “All I can do is pray for the people effected by *insert tragic event here*” There’s lots of things you can do besides pray, that’s just the one that doesn’t cost anything or requires too much commitment.